Our Fidesz friends complained that I don't show the happy side of life in Hungary. My first reaction was that in the Rákosi and Kádár periods it was a pleasure to open Szabad Nép or Népszabadság. We saw happy collective farm workers harvesting the wheat or the corn that was naturally bounteous. More abundant than last year, more than ever. Workers were proudly showing their factories and the fabulous items they produced. The papers were full of good news.
I'm sorry that I cannot provide similar heartwarming stories for you, but I will try to cheer you up with some good Hungarian political humor that in the last twenty years had faded. It was necessary for Viktor Orbán to return for Hungarian political jokes to reappear.
As I mentioned yesterday, I collected a number of comments that were written in connection with a summary of Viktor Orbán's speech on October 23, 2010. There were very few positive comments, which surprised me because normally right-wing comments are more numerous because it seems that Fidesz and Jobbik supporters are more active on the Internet. However, here are a few I particularly liked.
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(1) Hmmm..... among the blind a half-witted caesar.
(2) Thanks, but I don't want this new century led by Orbán! What does this mini-dictator think?
(3) We have a huge problem on our hands. The socialists' running amuck gave birth to a very sick-minded evil little twerp. Anyone who now thinks that this is a good way to go is wrong. The truth when it comes out will hurt. And the saddest thing is that there is no one who could take his place and do something for us Hungarians.
(4) I used to think that Orbán is a serious politician but watching this speech I am totally disillusioned. It's true that I live in Transylvania and I learn about Hungary only through television and the radio, but I'm not so stupid that I would believe that there had been a revolution since 56 and it came to an end now that two-thirds of the country voted for them. That is a pitiful story. A politician shouldn't utter such a stupidity.
(5) His style of speaking reminds me of someone ... I believe his first name was Adolf. He also had a sick mind, and unfortunately this one also.
(6) It is disgusting as "Mr." Viktor Orbán speaks of 56 while he is working very hard for the restoration of the Kádár regime.
(7) Orbán was still wearing diapers when we fought in 56 [sic. He was born in 1963.] The candles were burning on graves on public squares. He lived 12, 15, 17 years. How does he dare to compare himelf to these people? Or his "revolution" to 56. Who and what is he imaging himself to be? That offspring of a party secretary.
(8) Thanks for the extra 1,000 forints that the new tax cuts leave in my pocket. I have three children. My takehome pay is 105,000 a month. Thank you for your drastic tax cut. But I was naive in expecting anything from these people. During his first reign they did the same thing.
(9) He should drop dead along with his many followers. They are no better than the former government. If someone ever saw a pre-war newsreel on which a man whose name starts with H was talking, that person certainly can see the similarities.
(10) Well, thinking it through there has been no communism yet in this century but we are on the right track.
(11) Dear Viktor Orbán, you shouldn't be building the new century of Fidesz but that of Hungary. Half of what you have done until now is propaganda, the other half has caused more harm than good.
(12) Why is Viktor Orbán is screaming his head off???? [mint egy fába szorult féreg]
(13) Why did Hitler scream? Why did Mussolini scream? Why did Rákosi scream? Why did they? Now Orbán is SCREAMING! Why? Why?
(14) Because he is a REVOLUTIONARY, brave FIGHTER, NATIONAL HERO?!
(15) I feel nauseated. Phooye!!!!!!!!!
(16) He should calm down even if with the help of doctors.
(17) I have never seen seen a more conceited, puffed up man in my life although I'm not exactly young anymore. Many of my misled compatriots, why were you so blind? This scoundrel continues where he left off in 2002. In 1999 his mouth was watering for the money in the private pension funds but then he didn't have a two-thirds majority. Now he has which means that what he couldn't steal then he will steal now. I hope by now it is clear to everybody that the disturbances, demonstrators of the last eight years were not spontaneous "initiatives of the people." The whole thing was organized by Fidesz and KDNP.
(18) Men! We are in big trouble. This ranting of a demagogue, this posturing is on the one hand pitiful while on the other frightening.
(19) Viktor Orbán would like to be a towering figure in history. He will be but the most arrogant, most presumptuous figure who was able to lead a whole country by its nose. The personal cult he created can be compared only to the worst years of communism. Isn't it interesting that no one disturbed his speech? Why not? Because there were no paid people who were supposed to incite the crowd.
(20) AWAKE!!!!!! While it is not too late....
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I have more, but I think that will be enough to give an idea of how some people feel in Hungary.

Each of these commenters are clearly anti-Fidesz voters. They are a vanishing minority. Exactly what does this post mean? That you can cite quotes from one of your favourite small playgrounds? I could cite 10* as many quotes from the forums of mno.hu, even a lot more humorous than these - and they all support Orbán.
What does this matter?
Nothing...
Posted by: Kevin Moore | October 25, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Kevin Moore: "Each of these commenters are clearly anti-Fidesz voters. They are a vanishing minority."
First, it happened that at the Origo website the vast majority of these comments were in this vein. There were hardly any representing the other side.
As for the vanishing minority. I hope you don't believe that this level of support of Fidesz will remain as high as it is now for ever. Or, in fact it will grow and grow until there will be no one who holds different opinions. Because if that is what you think you have no idea of what democracy means. But of course it is also possible that within a certain period of time there will be no democracy in Hungary and the country will return to a time when one could speak against the government only in parks because one is even afraid to have a conversation in one's own home.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 25, 2010 at 05:28 PM
My impression was a fond reminiscence of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gnTXlzITqk&feature=related
I always considered him to be the kneeling bust of Mussolini.
Posted by: Sandor | October 25, 2010 at 08:59 PM
@Eva Looking back at my utterances in this thread I think I really blew it. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry if I offended you in any ways. I really admire your work in this blog!
In short what I was trying to say is that I don't fall for this whitewash of Gyurcsany communist past and I think the MSZP better get rid of him.
To offer my token of friendship I tell you my age .... drums roll ... 47. Same as Orban. I guess that makes me a bad vintage.
Now you really have to tell us what went down in Pecs in the 80s.
Posted by: OpenDog | October 25, 2010 at 09:44 PM
Eva: "Because if that is what you think you have no idea of what democracy means."
Yes, indeed. You are the one who does! It means 8 years of corruption, bringing a country close to bankruptcy. I did not hear you complaining about lack of democracy then. But now you carry on with this vitriolic hatred, don't you get tired of it?
Posted by: frank | October 25, 2010 at 09:49 PM
I've talked about the direction of Orban with some colleagues who as far as I can ascertain are supporters. Before the national elections austerity will be soon after. Before the local elections the expectation was austerity starts for real after those elections. With the new economic policy they now say austerity starts after Orban wins the next national election.
They remind me of the socialists clinging on in New Labour in the Blair and Brown years.
It seems Orban is not so easily characterized as either on the right or left economically.
Posted by: mouse | October 25, 2010 at 11:43 PM
@Frank: There must have been democracy, otherwise Orbán would not have been able to win the elections, don't you think? And I wonder about the chances of any other party than Fidesz in four years.
What the elected government does with the granted power in the daily work is one thing. They may be incompetent in economics, they may have no clue about anything, even corrupt. But to purposefully undermine the basic fundaments of democracy, like independent media or a well-balanced, open-minded constitution, is a completely other thing. As for Fidesz and OV, it looks that both points are true for them: incompetent and malicious.
Posted by: Rigó Jancsi | October 26, 2010 at 01:20 AM
Mr Ringo Jancsi You say ** “As for Fidesz and OV, it looks that both points are true for them: incompetent and malicious” **.
I fear that you do not understand either Fidesz or O.V (the Mighty One). The only Model of Government they know is that of Kador and the Communists.
Most of Fidesz is totally unaware of the effects that the actions of their leaders will have on the country. All they want is to be is ‘in charge’. Now they are in charge they do not know what to do.
From what I have read of their early days they are ‘socialists’ (of a sort) and their pronouncements they are defiantly ‘nationalists’.
OV the ‘Mighty One’ so far has gone out of his way to upset the IMF, the ECB, the European Commission and uncle Tom Cobbly and all. He wants to be the greatest Hungarian EVER. That is why he is so aggressive.
To them they do not give a tinker’s curse about democracy. All they want is POWER and Power for ever. They do not understand only the people have ‘power’ which they lend to the elected representatives for a time. The people then take it back. They do this either through the ballot box or by revolution. The former is the best way of taking power back and lending it to others.
Mouse you write * “It seems Orban is not so easily characterized as either on the right or left economically.”
He and his cohorts honestly believe that they ‘know best’. This makes them to want to nationalise things. Not for any philosophical political reason but just to be ‘In Charge’.
The way they are proceeding at the moment will run them straight into a ‘brick wall’ of the European Court, but that will take time, but happen it will as certain as day follows night.
Posted by: Odin's Lost eye | October 26, 2010 at 04:28 AM
Frank: "Eva: "Because if that is what you think you have no idea of what democracy means." Yes, indeed. You are the one who does! It means 8 years of corruption, bringing a country close to bankruptcy."
Well, maybe I am bit slow but I don't know what I do and what not.
About corruption. I can ask from you too: "how old are you" or perhaps you have lousy memory. I would like to remind you of the incredible corruption cases between 1998 and 2002 or the bombings just before the elections. How Orbán made himself and his family rich from the taxpayers money while both Gyurcsány and Bajnai worked for nothing.
I know what the answer is going to be. The prosectutor's office found nothing wrong! Indeed, because Orbán put his own man there which, by the way, was an excellent insurance policy. He is a clever fellow for sure when it comes to scheming.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 07:14 AM
After pronouncing his 'wonderful' speech, guess where Viktor went? Well, you will be surprised: he had lunch at the Four Season's (Gresham Palace). Alone. Totally alone.
I believe that this is meaningful especially when you know that on the day of his 'sacrament' he went to have some fried meet at café Picard...
Bon appétit Monsieur Orban.
Posted by: JM | October 26, 2010 at 07:42 AM
It doesn't pay to talk to too many people. They might disagree with you.
Posted by: Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 07:57 AM
And thanks, JM, for that fantastic vignette. Lousy prime minister, but one day he'll make for a Shakespearian character in a novel.
Posted by: Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 08:01 AM
That's so sad, like Orson Wells in Citizen Kane.
And so unneccesary. There are several önkiszolgálló étterem right round the corner from parliament where he could have shared a table with some strangers. Because, let's face it, chicken paprikás tastes the same whether you pay 600 Fts or 6000 at the Gresham.
Posted by: Passing Stranger | October 26, 2010 at 08:09 AM
Orban doesn't do strangers. If it's to be "the people" it has to be the kind of people who can be relied upon to say:
"Nagyon szép volt a beszéd, és ujjongott a lelkem amikor a kamera mutatta az ünneplő tömeget a sok magyar zászlót. Végre nem parancsra vonultak ki az emberek! Sajnálom, hogy csak televízión keresztül nézhettem."
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=486026171092&set=a.486024116092.298268.298090296092
Posted by: Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 08:12 AM
The authoritarian personalities drooling all over OV's facebook are deeply disturbing. Where else in Europe do we find such slavish adulation of a political leader? Where these people beaten as children? What is wrong with them?
Posted by: Passing Stranger | October 26, 2010 at 08:19 AM
Alias3T quotes from facebook: "Végre nem parancsra vonultak ki az emberek!"
I saw there a sign that said: Tiszaújváros. That makes me to believe that Fidesz organized the crowd as usual in order to have lots of people on that big square. Otherwise it might have been embarrassing.
Many others on facebook comment how peaceful the celebrations were. Indeed, there was no one to organize the disturbances. One of the four people on Újságíró Klub said that the police didn't even prepare for any disturbance in case. So, they knew that there wouldn't be any. Quite telling, I think.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 08:36 AM
I wasn't on the square this time; I preferred to water the plants (though I kind of regret this, given that a speech that mad would surely have been entertaining if watched live).
But the crowd for Orban's swearing-in ceremony was indeed embarrassing. Very thin, limp and unconvincing. I'm sure they wanted to avoid a repeat of that.
Posted by: Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 08:43 AM
Was the square really that full? I went to his swearing in, and Kossuth Square was only 1/3 full. But then, it is a huge square. The grass in front of the Kossuth statue was empty. There were no people standing on the streets, only in the small area in front of the steps of parliament. The giant flat screens placed optimistically half way down Alkotmány utca were broadcasting to the birds.
Let's try to compare: how full was Kossuth square on Oct 23, 1956? You were there.
"So, they knew that there wouldn't be any. Quite telling, I think."
To Viktor's facebook fan's, this is, of course evidence of the man's popularity. I have often heard it repeated like a mantra that Fidesz does not need bodyguards, as if it were a matter of pride, while it should be a matter of shame when politicians are threatened-
Posted by: Passing Stranger | October 26, 2010 at 08:46 AM
To Paul and of course everybody else:
I fixed Caboodle.hu's link and added Hungary Around the Clock and Budapest Business Journal. Took off the link that no longer exists.
I also discovered lately a German-language blog on Hungary that looks very good to me. We have quite a few readers from Germany and I thought that this blog might be useful to them and to anyone else who handles the German language reasonably well.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 08:48 AM
Passing Stranger: "Let's try to compare: how full was Kossuth square on Oct 23, 1956? You were there."
I was somewhere in the middle but perhaps a bit closer to the building than center. Put it that way, we could hardly breath. A classmate of mine became ill because she was claustrophobic. Even if I wanted to get out earlier than before the crowd left on its own I don't think that I could have gotten through the crowd.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 08:54 AM
" We have quite a few readers from Germany and I thought that this blog might be useful to them and ro anyone else who handles the German language reasonably well."
Thanks for that update, Eva. I was wondering if you could tell us anything about your readership? There are a lot of us now, I know, but where are we from, and roughly how many?
Posted by: Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 08:56 AM
Ah, well nothing like last summer then, when the Nemzettestverek where squabbling over places to sit out of the rain.
Posted by: Passing Stranger | October 26, 2010 at 08:58 AM
Passing Stranger: "Was the square really that full?"
I don't think so. Most of the shots I saw were taken from an angle from which you couldn't see the end of the crowd. However there was one that did and that was quite telling. It wasn't a big crowd and it was also very thin.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Alias3T: "I was wondering if you could tell us anything about your readership? There are a lot of us now, I know, but where are we from, and roughly how many?
Here are the statistics for yesterday. 810 visits who read 1343 pages altogether from 45 countries. Unique visitors 678. 258 from Hungary, 194 from the United States, 95 from the UK, 63 from Canada, 28 from Germany, 21 from Slovakia, 19 from the Netherlands, 16 from Australia, 13 from Sweden, 10 from Romania, 8 from Spain, 8 from Italy, 6 from Croatia, 6 from Switzerland, 6 from Finland, 5 from Austria and 4 from Japan. I stopped here.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 09:10 AM
Thanks, Eva, that's really interesting - and an impressive and well-earned number.
Beyond the obvious point that the visitors tend to come from places with large Hungarian diaspora concentrations is that it's odd how few come from Austria. For a country that likes to see itself as the economic centre of the region, it's striking how little informed interest there is.
Posted by: Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 09:49 AM
Alias3T: "how few come from Austria. For a country that likes to see itself as the economic centre of the region, it's striking how little informed interest there is."
I was struck by the Austrian figures. And it is true not just about this particular day. Speaks poorly of the Austrian diaspora.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 09:58 AM
...and not just the diaspora. There are a lot of bankers and energy company executives who should know the region they invest in rather better than they do.
Posted by: Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 10:00 AM
"I was struck by the Austrian figures"
Isn't that because this is an English language blog. Surely there are German language equivalents - The German press reports on Hungary more than the English language press?
Germany = 28/82 million
Austria = 5/8 million
Austria actually out-performed Germany yesterday.
Posted by: Sophist | October 26, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Passing Stranger you write “Because, let's face it, chicken paprikás tastes the same whether you pay 600 Fts or 6000 at the Gresham”. Unfortunately the last 600 Ft I Chicken Paprikas my tribe and I tried to eat resulted in a near riot in the restaurant. There were shouts of ‘Slabber de Gullion’ and even the Hungarians took up the yells of ‘Keel haul the cook!’. Although I do not think they knew what a ‘keel hauling is’ but they knew it was nasty. So was the chicken paprikas.
Posted by: Odin's Lost eye | October 26, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Dear Eva! Starting to read and write up on the situation in Hungary, I soon found my way here and I must say this is truly a goldmine! Many thanks for your intelligent comments from a historian in Sweden.
Posted by: Rasmus | October 26, 2010 at 02:02 PM
Actually, Chicken Paprika and Galuska Noodles with Cucumber Salad is only 4700 HUF at the Gresham.
Posted by: GW | October 26, 2010 at 02:45 PM
To Rasmus:
When I get a comment like that I feel that every moment I spend on this blog is worth it. Thank you very much, Eva
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 26, 2010 at 04:04 PM
Alias3T | October 26, 2010 at 08:12 AM
i was about to vomit, when i read all those boot-licker, devote comments.
i just wanted him or his communication team to know how much i am disgusted by his "personality" (if he has a personality at all) but i could not find any option to express my deeply-rooted negative sentiments against this dwarf...(i have a strong feeling that adverse comments are filtered to a greater glory of democracy). could anyone fill me in, how to make a comment on those photos?
just let me know: frafilippo2@gmail.com
Posted by: Hungarian Calvinist | October 28, 2010 at 01:14 PM
It's quite funny how people at different sides of the political agenda think that they are right and try to convince their opponents that they are wrong. They all know from the bottom of their heart it is just a tug of war!
Posted by: bipartisan | October 28, 2010 at 04:59 PM
Thanks for fixing the links, Éva. I'm still puzzled about Dumneazu though. It seems to be entirely about American food! Am I missing something?
And congratulations on the number of people reading this blog, I had no idea it was that high, it often feels like it's just the usual 5 or 6 of us!
But now you've let the proverbial cat out of the bag, I fear we can expect a new onslaught of Fidesz trolls...
Posted by: Paul | October 28, 2010 at 05:48 PM
Paul: "Thanks for fixing the links, Éva. I'm still puzzled about Dumneazu though. It seems to be entirely about American food! Am I missing something?"
Keep reading, Paul! He writes about food all over Eastern Europe and of course Hungary as well. The Balkans, Moldavia, Romania, Slovakia, Poland.... believe me it's great stuff.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 28, 2010 at 06:08 PM
Too much for me, Éva - as a vegetarian I find Hungarian cuisine on its own overwhelming enough!
But, as I have your attention - did you see my question on 56 eye witness accounts in English I posted on one of the 56 threads? Also, did you see my request for an article (when times are quietwe!) on the 'midwife' who was arrested? (I don't remember her name and can't find the article that prompted my question.)
Posted by: Paul | October 28, 2010 at 07:31 PM
Paul: "Also, did you see my request for an article (when times are quietwe!) on the 'midwife' who was arrested?
Yes, I did and it will be coming soon. So is the story of my escape.
Posted by: Eva S. Balogh | October 29, 2010 at 04:08 AM
Thanks, Éva. Looking forward to both.
Posted by: Paul | October 29, 2010 at 08:39 AM
Strike me as a pro-trianon propagandist. My grand father fought it, I understand I didn't. But I know why it was worth fighting for.
Lands and titles stolen in trianon and soviet.
Kadar? Hitler? I like the the Two Tailed Dog as a jayded humerist. But until I get my passport established I can't build a SZabadság Part. Revolution in a sense here is talking of a change in matters. An Army needs to be raised, but taxes should not be too high. Romania needs to fought and England needs to be worried about. The EU should be dumped. England may need to be defended against when taking back Romania.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/SZabadsag-Part/363889906298
Tariffs need to fund central acttivities like defense, not income tax or VATax. You have done worse.
The system is messed up. Look to the US Constitution Circa 1787 for a decent system.
But calling the President a King is a more culturally suitable and Prince as principality governors as opposed to states. Counts county executives. Barons Mayoral.
The Hungarian constitution has a funny thing in it banning long term alliances and allowing an EU thing. EU now that was a sort of Hitler dream.
Although one should worry about soft talking and especially seemingly sane Magyars. They may not be right in the head.
Posted by: Gölök Zoltán Buday | November 07, 2010 at 04:06 AM
This is more like it! A few mad posts like this to cheer us up.
Wherever Mark is, I'm sure he chuckled when he read this.
Posted by: Paul | November 07, 2010 at 08:36 AM